Congratulations, you survived the end of the world. That means you’re very capable, pretty clever, or extremely lucky. Regardless of how you survived, not dying is just the beginning, and life after the apocalypse is not going to be easy. Be prepared for the end of the world as we know it and the post-apocalypse with Wasteland Hacks.
Finding something to eat in the apocalypse is going to be the new national pastime. And, since everyone and their mother are looking for a bite to eat, you may feel pressured into gobbling up just about anything you come across as fast as you can. But some caution should be used. Here are a few survival tips for deciding whether you should or should not eat your most recent discovery.
If it glows, do not eat.
If it’s furry and it’s not an animal, do not eat.
If it bites back, do not eat.
If it talks back, do not eat.
If it is a little packet found in a shoebox, do not eat.
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Happy dining and have a great apocalypse.
Ben
2 comments
Now that is pretty funny and very well thought through… Ha, Ha, Ha!
The hell with that!!! Pull up a seat next to the fire while I finish grilling up some Smart Bear Steaks!!!!