Congratulations, you survived the end of the world. That means you’re very capable, pretty clever, or extremely lucky. Regardless of how you survived, not dying is just the beginning, and life after the apocalypse is not going to be easy. Be prepared for the end of the world as we know it and the post-apocalypse with Wasteland Hacks.
The world may have ended, but the sun is going to go right on shinning. Every day. Cooking the ground and slow-roasting anyone dumb enough to walk around at noon in a leather jacket. With no electricity, no AC, and very few pool parties, you’ll need to get creative if you want to beat the heat. Here are five ways to stay cool in the wasteland without frying your brain—or what’s left of it.
Take a dirt nap
Underground is the sun’s natural enemy. Dig a hole, crawl in, cover the top, and nap like a doomsday mole.
Wet Cloth + Breeze
Wrap a damp rag around your neck or head. It works better with a breeze. Unfortunately, most apocalypse breezes stink.
Take a Dip
Lakes, springs, creeks and rivers make great places to cool off. Just be careful. There’s no telling what’s lurking beneath the surface. Or on the surface. Or on the banks. Or right behind you.
Wear light, loose-fitting clothing
It’s time to ditch the leather jacket/pants combination and maybe look for something in a linen. Just for today.
Stay Hydrated
Obvious? Sure. But dehydration kills faster than raiders, and makes you too dumb to run when the raiders show up.
If all else fails, head to cooler climates and sit as still as possible.
Stay cool and have a great apocalypse.
Ben
