Congratulations, you survived the end of the world. That means you’re very capable, pretty clever, or extremely lucky. Regardless of how you survived, not dying is just the beginning, and life after the apocalypse is not going to be easy. Be prepared for the end of the world as we know it and the post-apocalypse with Wasteland Hacks.
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The apocalypse isn’t all doom and gloom. It’s just mostly doom and gloom. But even a mushroom cloud has a silver lining. Here are some bright sides to the apocalypse that aren’t just the flash at ground zero.
No more morning commutes
Money is out. Wealth is now measured in cans of Wolf Brand Chili.
No more society means no more awkward social situations
You can probably stop paying for that gym membership
Absolutely no one will be trying to reach you about your car’s warranty
No more lines. Anywhere.
No HOA to stop you from installing your moat
TikTok dances trends are no more
No more emissions tests for you, Road Warrior
Finally, time enough at last. (Remember extra glasses.)
It's really easy to get hung up on all the things we lose when the world ends. But keeping a positive attitude makes post-apocalyptic life so try and look at the bright side.
Have a great apocalypse.
Ben
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I love your sense of humor 🤣