Congratulations, you survived the end of the world. That means you’re very capable, pretty clever, or extremely lucky. Regardless of how you survived, not dying is just the beginning, and life after the apocalypse is not going to be easy. Be prepared for the end of the world as we know it and the post-apocalypse with Wasteland Hacks.
Just because the world kicked the bucket, doesn’t mean you have to give up on your dreams. With no rules, no crowds, and very few locks, the world is finally your playground. Here are some suggestions to add to your Post-Apocalyptic Bucket List—a collection of once-in-a-lifetime experiences you could never pull off. Until now.
Visit Mount Rushmore and add a mustache or two
Camp in your favorite ballpark
Play "Axel F” on Beethoven's piano
Ride a brontosaur
Do Disney with zero waiting
Sing off key at Carnegie Hall
Reopen the Colosseum, deathmatches every Wednesday
Sleep in the Lincoln bedroom. Hell, do whatever you want in the Lincoln bedroom.
Find out which is faster, KITT or the General Lee
Travel the Great Wall. In Bigfoot.
The world may be in ruins, but your sense of adventure doesn’t have to be. Chase your dreams. See the world. Paint the mustache. The world is your wasteland.
Have a great apocalypse.
Ben
