Congratulations, you survived the end of the world. That means you’re very capable, pretty clever, or extremely lucky. Regardless of how you survived, not dying is just the beginning, and life after the apocalypse is not going to be easy. Be prepared for the end of the world as we know it and the post-apocalypse with Wasteland Hacks.
It would be nice if the wasteland was all hugs and kisses where everyone got along and worked together to survive. But it’s full of jerks and you’re going to need a weapon. Here are five you improvised weapons can you find lying around.
The Flapjacker
This rusty cast-iron skillet serves up a helping of pancakes with a side of tetanus.
Chair Force One
This rusty folding chair was enough for the world heavyweight champ, so it’s good enough for you.
The Lug Nut
This rusty crowbar tightens nothing but loosens everything.
The Pry Hard
This rusty crow bar is great for opening old doors and fresh wounds.
The Knock Knock Sock
This rusty door knob in a sock will open all kinds of opportunities.
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There you have five blunt objects that you can find just about anywhere. They’re not elegant. And they’re not clean. But they are there.
Have a great apocalypse.
Ben
5 comments
Nowhere do I see broom handle on this list. not only can you swing it at someone like a ninja stick, but it can also be sharpened to a point for a dual duty smacker/poker!
and in this part of texas, rocks are pretty plentiful. useful for tossing, bashing, or crushing an opponent. (depending on the size of the opponent and stone)
I was going to suggest a d*ld* to shove in a zombies mouth to block the chompers but decided it was a better idea to keep it. During the post apocalyptic world, a good man will be hard to find.
I was going to suggest a d*ld* to shove in a zombies mouth to block the chompers but decided it was a better idea to keep it. During the post apocalyptic world, a good man will be hard to find.
Dont forget the hammer
Useful advice, every word! I love your stuff.