Straight from the pages of Crossroads of the Apocalypse comes my most juvenile joke yet. Marco Swolo was a river pirate extraordinaire, the terror of the waterways and, most importantly, the captain of the pirate ship, Your Mom. Now, you too can be Captain of Your Mom.
SIZE: 3.5" wide x 3.375" tall
• Embroidered morale patch • Double velcro backing • Easy on and off • FUN!
